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AppLaunchpad: Where Your App Screenshots Go to Die
8/29/2025
$15,000
MRR
38%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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65
Quit the Hustle, Embrace the Hype: AFFILIAXA's Dreamy Mirage
8/17/2025
$15,000
MRR
51%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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65
VDC: Where Dust Control Meets the Art of Over-Engineering
8/16/2025
$5,000
MRR
34%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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75
Vision On Safety: Where Safety Meets Overzealous Tech
8/16/2025
$15,000
MRR
59%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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55
FarmGPT: Where AI Meets Agriculture, But Not in a Good Way
8/14/2025
$500
MRR
68%
CONVERSION
7
BUZZWORDS
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75
LaunchBob: Where Tiny Ideas Go to Die in 10 Minutes or Less
8/11/2025
$5,000
MRR
40%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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75
SneakTime: The App That Makes Freelancing Feel Like a Game of Whack-a-Mole
8/11/2025
$0
MRR
39%
CONVERSION
8
BUZZWORDS
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65
Vulcan Line Tools: Because Who Needs a Clear Vision When You Have GIS?
8/5/2025
$15,000
MRR
44%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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ComPsych: Where Mental Health Meets Corporate Buzzwords
8/4/2025
$500,000
MRR
56%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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